Thursday, November 26, 2009

Limited Time Offer

I would like to introduce you to a new offer! You are pre-approved!


The Transition Card(tm) is a new card for the trans person on the go! Transitioning is expensive and can build up quite a debt so you might as well get a credit card that works for you. The Transition Card(tm) gives trans people discounts at their favorite surgeons and with their favorite hormones. It will save you an estimated one million dollars a year during your transition.


Some trans people happy because of their Transition Card


A trans girl and her card

Benefits:
  • Accepted everywhere*
  • Offers 10-20% discount with many surgeons, psychiatrists, endocrinologists and more!
  • An average APR of 8.4%**
  • Higher credit limits for your surgeries
  • Usable under both your new and old names!
  • Transition Card Club Rewards Program means you earn 1 point for every dollar spent
Rewards Program:
  • 100 points gets you a binder
  • 200 points for an electrolysis session
  • 500 points for name change paper work
  • 1000 points for a scooter
  • 50000 for top surgery
  • 1000000 points for GRS
  • And much much more!

*Currently accepted nowhere
** Based on credit rating and trans rating

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